Monday, September 21, 2015

Fast and Monkey-ious

The tires screeched as the young racer made another perfect turn. The crowd sat on the edge of their seats as they watched the racers make their final lap. 

"This is it" thought the young monkey as he prepared himself for the next obstacle. "Around the chair leg and past the cheerio. Just like we practiced." The others were right behind him, one mistake and it would all be over. 

He'd been training for this all of his life. He could practically feel the trophy, heavy in his arms. 

This was his moment.


He turned the handlebars with expert precision and leaned into the turn. The crowd gasped as the newcomer flawlessly maneuvered his way around the chair leg and past the cheerio, the other racers hot on his tail. 

The racers were neck and neck, it was going to be a close call. 

A cheer erupted from the crowd as they watched the young racer cross the finish line.

The young monkeys heart raced as he looked around to take it all in. His newfound fans rushed over to congratulate him as he lifted a fist into the air in triumph.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ 

My sister looked up from washing the dishes and cocked her head to the side. She wondered if she had imagined it.

Wiping her sudsy hands on a towel, she stepped into the living room to investigate. The room was empty, save for one of Buzzy's plastic chairs and a lonely cheerio.

She shook her head and headed back into the kitchen to finish the dishes.

Wednesday, August 6, 2014

The Dangers Of Ordering Online

My sister recently started ordering groceries online and having them delivered right to her door. She received this box but claims that she didn't order it. 
I wonder what their return policy is....

Monday, July 21, 2014

Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Creeping On The Doug

While my parents were away on their three week vacation they sent the dog to a doggy camp for his very own vacation. Oscar had a blast although he did get into a little fight with some random bitch. 

Buzzy was devastated when he came to visit and saw that his best friend wasn't home. He spent the last three weeks eagerly awaiting his return. 

Monday afternoon my parents picked the dog up and brought him home. Needless to say, Buzzy is ecstatic to have his friend back at his side.   
His ears are just so soft! Who could resist the temptation?

Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Turf Wars

The local shopping cart gangs had a showdown in the parking garage. 

Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Mr. Potato Head

Mr. Potato Head is contemplating life and wondering where he left his mouth last night...
What ever could have happened to it?


Thursday, April 17, 2014

Found

Toddler found.
Answers to the words Buzz, Hot and Abba.
Appears to be exceedingly nonchalant and unconcerned.

Sunday, April 6, 2014

Remodeling

My sister recently had some work done in her kitchen to make way for a new oven, sink and double burner.


Sunday, March 30, 2014

Calculated Efforts

The weather lately has been a tad bipolar. Last week I got sun burnt and dehydrated from sitting outside in the sun and today I wished that I had grabbed a thicker sweater. I appears that I am not the only one struggling to find a balance during these confusing times. My nephew chose to go with a classic striped polo, swimming trunks, comfy socks and his penguin hat.
A fashion statement that serves a purpose.

Monday, March 17, 2014

Busy Bees

On our way to the Purim seuda! Somebody pre-gamed a little too hard....
#partybees

Saturday, March 1, 2014

Pringles

Pringles: healthy and nutritious, tastes just like chicken!

Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Master Chef Starring Chef Buzz

 This weeks episode of Master Chef stars a young chef who claims that he has "spent most of his life in the kitchen".
Chef Buzz
Watch as this youngster turns some unusual ingredients into something beyond your wildest dreams!

Sunday, February 16, 2014

Gotta Catch Em All!

Which Pokemon is your favorite? 
Personally, I choose charmader every time.

Thursday, February 13, 2014

Tuesday, January 21, 2014

BuzzMan

The hero that we deserve, but not the one that we need.
The silent guardian. A watchful protector.

Sunday, January 12, 2014