May I Take Your Order?

One fruit pallet and one cellphone please. 

The Lonely Snowman (Ft My BIL)

Environmentalist

Buzzy recently heard a rumor that metal is bad for the environment. He spent most of the morning removing all of the metal kitchen appliances from the cabinets.  

I wonder if he'd be willing to lend us his services on this side of town..?

What's Cookin, Funny Lookin?

I'm really not sure what's happening here...

Heartpuccino

Love Is In The Air Coffee.

So Fabulous

What does a gay horse eat?
HAAAAYYY!

Buzzy Phone Home

Tiny Man At Work

Buzzy hired a tiny construction worker to follow him around with snacks all day. 

I wonder where I can hire one of my own...?

Cruisin'

Ernie: Oh Buzzy, you so funny!

Boxing It Up

Times are though and the rent in this town can get a little pricey. My nephew recently moved into a one box apartment. He says that the rent is reasonable and that the landlords seem really nice. 

Rumor has it that he'll be hosting a boxwarming party sometime in the near future. He has a knack for hosting some pretty crazy parties so get excited! 

No Pablo, No. Don't Sit In That!

Breakfast Of Champions

What Chocolate? :-|

A bunch of chocolate coins mysteriously disappeared during our thankgivukkah dinner.  

My nephew declined to comment on the subject.  

#youvegotalittleshmutzonyourface

Monkey Soup

In the latest installment of Monkeying Around The Kitchen, Buzz and Shpunky teach us how to make soup.

Some animals were harmed during the making of this soup.

The Conqueror

Nothing will stand in the way of this young child and his mission to conquer all that is not his. 

Despite the odds, he will ALWAYS find a way. 

Truly inspiring. 

Choo Choo!

Buzzy's Joy Rides is now offering train rides as well as their signature cart rides.
Find more information at  http://buzzysjoyrides.webs.com/!

Pimp

R.I.P. Mr. Pyrex

Mr. Pyrex passed away earlier this afternoon. Cause of death is still unconfirmed but detectives suspect foul play.

He was a hard worker and a good friend, he will be missed.

Sasquatch Sighting

Child Labor

A child washes floors in luxury home for little to no pay.

Pablo No Hablo Español

Buzzy and his friend Pablo enjoy a nice lunch together. 

Bottoms Up

It appears that my nephew has a bit of a drinking problem. He's made a habit of downing two bottles a day, one in the morning and another before bed. 

I've organized an intervention for him so don't worry, we'll have him sorted out in no time!

Trapped

Buzz In A Box

Yesterday my nephew got a nice new toy. As per usual, he was more interested in playing with the box.

He was pretty excited about his new toy until he realized that he was stuck.

Terrified at the thought of living out the rest of his life stuck in a box, he began to panic. His mother rescued him from the offending box and told him that if he didn't want to get stuck, he should stay out of it.
Buzz listened to his wise mothers words and stayed away from the box for the remainder of the day.
The next morning my sister heard a familiar wail, she went into the living room to investigate and was not surprised at what she found.

A distraught Buzzy trapped in a box.

Will he ever learn?

Buzzosauras

My favorite kind of dinosaur.

Tiny Indian

An Indian child enjoys some ice cream.

#strategicallyplacedmosquitobite 

Slidin' Dirty

This kid is cooler than you'll ever be.

Tiny Russian Living Under The Couch

My brother in law found this under our couch today. None of us have been to Russia lately....

The obvious answer is that there's a tiny Russian living under our couch.

The coin that we stole from the Russian midget under our couch.

Regrets

"That moment that you wished you'd named your kid Jose so that telling him 'no way' would be more personalized and mean something."

-Lori Nemoy 

Shpunky Gets Funky

Curious George was unavailable to film the latest episode of "Monkeying Around The Kitchen", luckily Shpunky Monkey was able to fill in. 

An exclusive behind the scenes shot.

In this episode, Shpunky and Buzz enter the world of baking and attempt to make some cookies.

An interesting new technique. 

Will they succeed in their endeavors? Stay tuned for the next exciting adventure!

Detective Buzz And The Mystery Of The Underside Of The Swing

It was a clear and sunny morning, "perfect day for solving mysteries" the detective thought to himself. He wandered into the kitchen and checked the clock. "10:15. Yes, that would work." he mussed to himself as he made his way to the spare freezer in the living room where the big people insisted on keeping his shoes.
He waited patiently as his slave mother took the shoes down from their throne and put them on his feet. The detective hopped off the couch and crossed the room to stand in front of the door, he waited for his mother to grab her bag and set them free.
They went down in the elevator which was no problem, the detective loved pushing the buttons on the wall.
Outside of the building, the detective took off. He was eager to get to the park, today was the day that he would solve the mystery.
At the park he circled his prey, the swing set. "This is where it all began" he shook his head and laughed,  "It was to easy, almost like taking food from a grown up.". 
His mother watched him from her bench, a bemused expression on her face. "What an odd child." she thought to herself "At least he seems to be having fun" she conceded.
The detective took a deep breath and walked over to the swing. He grasped the swing firmly in his hands and bent down to get a closer look.

"AHA!" he exclaimed while poking at the swing. "Another day. Another mystery solved." he thought proudly to himself. He proudly showed the underside of the swing to his mother, she smiled and gave him what she hoped was a nod of encouragement.

The detective smiled at his own ingenuity and walked over to his mother "She's lucky to have me as a son. The greatest detective of all time!" he looked up at her. 

His mother smiled down at him "So very strange" she said to herself again. "Case closed" the detective thought as he took his mothers hand and lead her home.

Cooking Monkeys

Curious George is getting a cooking lesson from Buzz. I'm not really sure what it is their making, maybe a stew of sorts? 

 Monkeying Around The Kitchen starring Curious George and his loyal sidekick Buzz .
Coming soon to a kitchen near you!

Ice Cream Thief

Is nothing sacred?

Typical Jew

My sister and her family went to a bris this morning. My nephew participated in the ancient rite by trying to eat as much of the free food as possible. 

His parents are teaching him well.

Buzz N' Bits

I guess he's a cat person...

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Tea Party

There was a crazy tea party at my sisters house this morning. 

Once again I wasn't invited but judging from the fact that the monkey is passed out on the table, I'm gonna guess that it was a success.

It seems like I'm always missing the crazy parties....

Little Man

My nephew likes to help out a lot around the house, cooking, cleaning, the occasional demolition job.... You name it, he'll try it.

A recent trip to Ikea convinced him to try his hand at construction.  

What will he get into try next?

Geometry

I've never been very good at geometry, but my nephew seems to be very into it.

He sure is acute little angle.

Don't Worry, It's Supposed To Look Like That.

My father accidentally ran over the power cord when he was mowing the lawn. 

It's ok though, he fixed it.

A little electrical tape goes a long way.

Topped With Schach

Always wear your safety goggles when dealing with wild schach.

Breakfast Time

This morning my sister tried to keep Buzzy company while he ate his breakfast. Buzzy was so excited that he graciously offered her his fancy blue chair while he clambered up onto the boring dining room chair. 

The things we do for our loved ones.

Kuzco

#yourchickenlookslikeallama

Mentors

You may remember from an earlier post that Buzzy has been studying the finer arts of gaming. Luckily for him both of his uncles are Xbox extraordinaires who are more than happy to mentor him.

Just Browsing

My nephew is a voracious reader, he's already cleared out an entire shelf from the left most bookcase and appears to be moving on the the next unit. My brother in law must be so proud, one of his favorite past times is telling people how smart his son is.

Fun In The Sun

On Friday morning Buzzy went to the beach, this picture pretty much sums up his feelings towards the place.

Can you see the fear in his eyes?

Xbox Buddies

Snippets From The Living Room:
"Run that guy over!"

"Hey, watch me drive off this bridge!"

"Shoot him in the face!"

The Dibble is an Xbox expert, young Buzzy has much to learn from him.